I love being home in NJ...
June 2, 2009

The day started off with a parking meter fail. Then we graduated on to some serious ripping. Then wrapped up the sesh with a slice. Fully boring. I should have just Twittered that instead.

June 2, 2009

The day started off with a parking meter fail. Then we graduated on to some serious ripping. Then wrapped up the sesh with a slice. Fully boring. I should have just Twittered that instead.

May 31, 2009
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"Yeah Lizard! You just landed the sickest trick down Wallenberg so I'll whack you in the face with my hoodie while you roll away from it!"
Check 2:34 in the clip:
May 30, 2009
Disney is fun... especially with Danny Garcia. Something is in the works...

May 30, 2009
When I found out about this one... The switch 180 fakie manny at :51 takes the cake.
5/31/09 update! Guess this Busenitz part was leaked. Had I known that I never would've posted it out of respect for him. But now it's gone from YouTube anyway. Hope some of you were as lucky as me and got to see it. It'll be back soon I'm sure.
May 19, 2009
If you're capable of a seven-minute attention span that is. Challenge yourself. It's my other favorite song ever...
May 18, 2009
In which Gene Grabowski blows it. Who knew a stuttering problem could manifest itself so quickly. Gotta love those silly PR people. See 2:24-3:53 of the clip below.
Gene received the "Crisis Communicator of the Year" award in 2007 from PR News and this blurb was written about him in their November 2007 issue:
Prior to Grabowski’s work at Levick, he worked as VP of communications and marketing for the Grocery Manufacturers of America, where he acted as a spokesman for the food industry in Morgan Spurlock’s 2005 documentary Super Size Me. The film blamed obesity largely on fast food corporations.
“My biggest challenge was getting across the idea that individuals and families need to be responsible,” Grabowski says of his role in the film.
Honestly, after watching this clip, "getting across the idea that individuals and families need to be responsible,” seems like the least of Gene's worries. By the time Super Size Me hit theaters, Gene no longer worked for the GMA.

Another Super Size Me sidebar I never noticed until today... homeboy is rocking an Indy shirt.

May 17, 2009
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My pet moth chillin' on the ceiling. Post-microwave.
Ok, this is just one of those random things. I was reheating a cup of tea I had neglected to drink while working today. Halfway through the four-minute microwaving time I noticed a moth in there flappin' around. I didn't really rush to save the moth's life because I figured he'd just be jacked and die any second, or at least croak right after I took him out of the microwave. So I sorta just watched and hoped he didn't fly into my tea. Before you know it, four minutes was up, my tea was scolding hot and the moth just flew the fuck outta that thing when I opened the door... right onto the ceiling.
Shit man, if Laguna Beach moths can survive four minutes in the microwave, I wonder what the toxic New Jersey moths back home can endure. Stay tuned, as I'll probably continue this experiment when I'm back there in two weeks. This experiment will trump Popeyes vs. KFC for sure!
May 17, 2009
Michael Moore... killin' it. Poor Charlton didn't even see it coming. And to think... he started off so happy to have an NRA member interviewing him.
"Well, we have probably more mixed ethnicity than other countries..."