June 13, 2009

In no particular order:
1. Joey Brezinski skates Wallenberg.
2. It seems shorts are still okay to film in.
3. Arriving at 9:30 is the smartest thing you can do.
4. Corey Duffel hugs a black guy.
5. The Pope showed up and gave a really long speech.
6. Bare tits and married men motorboating on stage.
7. Siouxsie is definitely still better than Morrissey.
8. Coffins are the new combos.
9. Porn stars handing out trophies: The best move since Feedback and Modus.
10. Great video. Great night.
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June 10, 2009
Nice title...

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June 9, 2009
Call Rich. He's in Hoboken, NJ...

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June 9, 2009
...and one wallride:

Collin Provost
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June 9, 2009
Including Tim and Stefan...

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June 9, 2009
More than once, actually. First, by vacuuming up broken glass in front of his dogs in a rather domesticated fashion... then when I read his new Venture interview.

"How come there's no suction?"

"What? No dustbuster?"
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June 9, 2009
Except this time it's from Koston...

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June 5, 2009

Step 1: Learn how to use iTunes.
Step 2: Congratulations! You did it.
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June 3, 2009

NJ people really love their PBA (Policeman's Benevolent Association) cards and visibility-obstructing windshield trinkets. Aside from proudly screaming "I know a cop!" to the outside world, both supposedly get you out of tickets once you're pulled over.
Although, maybe just not driving like a complete asshole is a good way to avoid tickets as well... but why be preventative when you can just "donate" your way out of things?
Also, NJ men like to wear sleeveless shirts into dining establishments. Evidently, it's a problem.

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June 2, 2009

Top three places where otherwise seemingly normal and semi-intelligent people metamorphose into complete dipshits:
1. Airports and airplanes.
2. Concerts, theme parks and sporting events.
3. The post office.
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