Roller Derby

May 6, 2008 | Skip To The Comments (2)


Massive.

Considering I have a few friends who are involved, me going to a roller derby bout is long overdue. It took a few arm twists and a tip that my lifelong crush, Drew Barrymore, was surfacing at these things for some movie she might be doing, to get me to go. So last Saturday night I watched these girls kick one another's asses and looked at their tits and up their skirts when they slammed and tried to take photos but sucked really bad at it. And then I saw Drew and totally fanned out and was too scared to talk to her. And that's it...


Derby cleave!


Would ya?


Paparazzi! Sweet adorable, cute Drew and the Juno chick. Click the image for the sketchy National Enquirer version!


(2) responses to: Roller Derby

  1. jebbysay said:

    Posted: 2 months ago

    you fag.....scared. you blew it!

  2. yank sack said:

    Posted: 1 month ago

    jebbysay.. you are a pussy. you are scared of your own shadow.
    DNH was doing Drew a favor...lifelong commitment and just rolls out...keeps the passion alive.


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