Jose found this baby turtle scrambling across a parking lot. We brought him into the woods and left him, then learned there was a river a hundred yards away. Having a totally sensitive moment, I ran back to the dispatch location, somehow found him and brought him to the river. He was hyped. I like turtles.
Just landed in Georgia with Mikey, Fletcher, Leeper, Manzoori, Bartok, TM Brinkley.Malto and Bledsoe are in transit. etnies tour. It's gonna be fun so stay tuned.
Johnny Romano is one of my favorite pros. He's dealing with some rough shit... so you should leave him a message. While you're at it, my little sis is doing a cancer benefit thingy in remembrance of my pops... I have no idea who might want to donate, and according to some "trend forecasting consulting" I was forced to sit through at work a few weeks ago, "good deeds and being nice are making a comeback." Either way, cancer sucks and every little bit helps people like...
This thing makes me laugh every time. What ever happened to the ancient art of prank calling anyway? Oh, and in case you weren't sure... "he's just fine."
Considering I have a few friends who are involved, me going to a roller derby bout is long overdue. It took a few arm twists and a tip that my lifelong crush, Drew Barrymore, was surfacing at these things for some movie she might be doing, to get me to go. So last Saturday night I watched these girls kick one another's asses and looked at their tits and up their skirts when they slammed and tried to take photos but sucked really bad at it. And then I saw Drew and totally fanned out and was too scared to talk to her. And that's it...
Check out this new ad for surf shorts from Fox... you know, that company that makes shit for racing in dirt and whatnot. I wonder where they got "Njoi" from? Hmmmmmmm.