Robert Brink - Writer

A message from the Laguna Beach Tourism Association*

February 19, 2007 | Skip To The Comments (2)

Have you ever wanted to bring your children on a vacation they'll never forget? Perhaps even encourage your daughter to don a fuschia bikini and throw her on a public beach in the middle of a cloudy February day to strike a pose or two in less-than-moderately-temperatured water? If this sounds like your idea of paradise, then make Laguna Beach your next vacation destination! And don't forget to bring your crappy pocket digi cam to capture all the teenage daughter-exploiting action for memories that will last a lifetime!

*Disclaimer: I don't think a Laguna Beach Tourism Association exists. This site does not reflect the opinions of the city of Laguna Beach nor is it affiliated with the city of Laguna Beach. This is a joke. Treat it as so and laugh. Or don't.