June 29, 2005
After pitching a Kylie Bax story to Stance for months in hopes to spend a few minutes in her presence, I ended up having to interview her via telephone. Not quite what I had planned, but even over the phone, she's hot as hell. The first interview is how it appeared in the mag, followed by the full interview with some stuff that never made it to the Stance article.
Kylie Bax
By Rob Brink
Stance Magazine May 2003
You may not have heard of Kylie Bax yet, but she's everywhere. You know all those fashion magazines that your mom or sister or girlfriend reads that reek of perfume and weigh a ton? Kylie's most likely in them somewhere. As a supermodel, she's posed for the biggest names in fashion (not to mention Playboy, the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and regularly appears in various men's magazines, usually wearing little clothing. The time she kissed Carmen Electra on the Howard Stern Show might go down in history as one of the sexiest moments on the program. Imagine hearing her New Zealand accent whispering in your ear as you read this interview and drool over these photos.
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June 29, 2005
This is the Beetlejuice interview as published in Stance Magazine May 2003. Some lovely soul actually scanned it an put it online. However, I've posted the full, never-before-seen, highly-explicit and unedited version right here, as well as some photos from the night of the interview. Enjoy.
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June 28, 2005
Todd McFarlane
By Rob Brink
Stance Magazine, March 2002
When I learned I would be interviewing Todd McFarlane for the Freaks issue, I went to see a friend at the local music store that sells Todd's toys, and asked if he knew anything about Todd. His eyes lit up, “Yo, my brother would freak if he knew you were interviewing Todd!”
I soon realized that everyone I told either freaks out over Todd, or knows someone who does. From looking at all of his creations, I thought that Todd would be a freak himself, but he was a pretty normal guy. Sorry if that disappoints the McFarlane legions.
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June 27, 2005
11 Ways To Be An Idiot At A Concert
By Rob Brink
Stance Magazine, June 2003
- Dye your hair the day before the show so your forehead and scalp are still stained.
- Dress up in clothes you would never have the balls to wear on the street. It's your turn to make a fashion statement.
- Sing all lyrics throughout the entire show. This way, you can't hear the music, nor can the people around you. Then we'll realize that we should have paid to see you perform instead.
- Dance, jump around, and flail your arms up in the air while holding your drink so it spills on everyone's heads.
- Vomit on someone. Anyone.
- Be sure to bump into people with your cigarette and burn them or their clothes. Apologize while blowing smoke in their face.
- When you're done crowd surfing and security pulls you down over the barrier and walks you out, scream and cheer for yourself.
- Stage dive onto people who aren't looking.
- Talk on your cell phone in the middle of a show, even though there is no way you'll hear anything. Stick a finger in the other ear, like it'll help.
- While lathered in sweat, with your acne-ridden back and shoulders exposed, rub up against others around you.
- Go to any length to show off your new tattoo that still has the ointment all over it. Go topless, roll up your pant leg, cut the sleeves off your shirt whatever it takes to show the masses that you are indeed "extreme."
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June 11, 2005
Full time, I work for Sole Technology, where I am an Online Content Manager / Editor for etnies.com. I handle Skateboarding, Snowboarding and Music. The main focus of course, is Skateboarding. I also handle the content on micro sites like Goofy Vs. Regular and do whatever other random writer / editor duties anyone needs me to do.
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June 3, 2005
Shad got me...his caption read:
This is what Rob Brink looks like when my crappy flash melts his face. Sorry Rob.
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